One time I was described, by a boy I’d never met, as an undateable Greek weirdo.
My reputation precedes me.
Thanks to Broad City I now catch myself pronouncing “sexual” as “sesual” and “vagina” as “vayanya.”
I think it is an improvement.
like, do I post pictures and junk?
Or is being self-absorbed not going to help me because I can’t reel ‘em in with 140 characters?
It worked, we got them, but then I promptly forgot about my account until now. Let’s try this tweet business out.
|Healy:||Got you furlough Chapman, why don't women like me?|
|Piper:||Furlough fuckin sweet fuck yeah dead grandma|
|Piper:||HEy everyone I know none of you got it but I did it I got fuckin furlough nbd shrug|
|Everyone:||Hey fuck you Piper you've gotten the sweetest piece of the pie because you're a privileged white lady who knows how to complain (it's true)|
|Piper:||I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now|
*character comes back to life on Supernatural*
Other white dude: How the hell did you get back?
White dude who’s back: *shrugs* fuck if I know
Other white dude: haha ok
You know how netflix asks you to rate what you’ve seen so that they can assemble a taste profile for you?
And you can give stuff a rating from 1-5 stars, or you can click “I haven’t seen it.”
I can’t be the only who hits that button for certain stuff I’ve seen, because I don’t want netflix to know when my taste has failed me.
It is literally a drive-through for purchasing cigarettes and alcohol.
I stumbled upon this Yelp gem in the “Weird and Wild of Wooster Ohio” section.
This is where I live now.
LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO IN WOOSTER OHIO IN THE SUMMER