July 24, 2014
An email from reslife to the students living in my dorm this summer:

Subject:  Restrooms

July 20, 2014

One time I was described, by a boy I’d never met, as an undateable Greek weirdo.

My reputation precedes me.

July 18, 2014

Thanks to Broad City I now catch myself pronouncing “sexual” as “sesual” and “vagina” as “vayanya.”  

I think it is an improvement.

July 16, 2014
How self-absorbed must I be to be successful at twitter?

like, do I post pictures and junk?

Or is being self-absorbed not going to help me because I can’t reel ‘em in with 140 characters?

July 15, 2014
I made a twitter three years ago to get VIP concert tickets.

It worked, we got them, but then I promptly forgot about my account until now.  Let’s try this tweet business out.

July 13, 2014
OITNB Season 2
Healy: Got you furlough Chapman, why don't women like me?
Piper: Furlough fuckin sweet fuck yeah dead grandma
Piper: HEy everyone I know none of you got it but I did it I got fuckin furlough nbd shrug
Everyone: Hey fuck you Piper you've gotten the sweetest piece of the pie because you're a privileged white lady who knows how to complain (it's true)
Piper:
Piper:
Piper: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
July 6, 2014

*character comes back to life on Supernatural*

Other white dude:  How the hell did you get back?

White dude who’s back:  *shrugs* fuck if I know

Other white dude:  haha ok

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Filed under: spn 
July 5, 2014

You know how netflix asks you to rate what you’ve seen so that they can assemble a taste profile for you?

And you can give stuff a rating from 1-5 stars, or you can click “I haven’t seen it.”

I can’t be the only who hits that button for certain stuff I’ve seen, because I don’t want netflix to know when my taste has failed me.

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Filed under: netflix 
July 5, 2014
So, in Wooster we have this place called “Dino’s Drive-Thru”

It is literally a drive-through for purchasing cigarettes and alcohol.

I stumbled upon this Yelp gem in the “Weird and Wild of Wooster Ohio” section.

This is where I live now.

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Filed under: Ohio 
July 5, 2014
STARTING TO GO A LITTLE STIR CRAZY

LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO IN WOOSTER OHIO IN THE SUMMER

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