September 22, 2014
I just had a really strong urge

to make this facebook status:

"haha fuck the baby boomers amirite"

Had to really clench to hold that one in.

September 19, 2014
People must be so disappointed to meet me in real life after only knowing me by my sparkling internet personality.

September 19, 2014
BEGINNERS IS ON NETFLIX

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

September 19, 2014

These pictures were taken within minutes of each other.

September 18, 2014

Last night someone told me that they first thing they ever saw me doing was reading fanfiction, and that’s how they knew they could talk to me.

And I was like, “That does sound like me.”

September 15, 2014

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

YUP yup YUP TO IT ALL

(via youarewhatyougeek)

September 13, 2014
I read somewhere that your level of loneliness correlates with the number of pillows on your bed.

I have two regular-sized pillows, four throw pillows, and one full-sized body pillow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI

September 3, 2014
Working the security night shift in an academic building makes me feel so powerful.

I make people sign in.  They defer to me.  I could lock everyone out if I wanted to.  (I don’t, but I totally could.)

August 29, 2014

I think Hell is just a windowless, doorless room where you have to listen to Guy Fieri make up fun new adjectives for food.

August 19, 2014
My housemates just invited me out for vaguely party-related things

Because they are nice and welcoming and haven’t discovered that I am a miserable recluse.

It’s 9:15 on a school night; any nightly activities from here on out are limited to sleeping, dozing, and snoozing.  Also, I took a shower at 8:00 and purposefully did not put on pants to celebrate the fact that I have a single.  

9:19pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z8WBtx1OihQ7B
  
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