My chem professor has fun naming our online assignments using chemistry puns. I think I’m missing the joke with this one.
Someone brilliant invented a horse head squirrel feeder. http://ift.tt/1d2rpZq
— Overheard in the dining hall
It makes you pee ungodly quantities.
A full bladder is not conducive to a restful night’s sleep.
So why, then, does “Sleepy Time” tea exist?
But… but… I’m only 19…
I have no way of acquiring the alcohol until I reach the legal age to imbibe…
Homemade quiche can absolutely fill the void in your heart.
I JUST WANTED THE RECIPE FOR A BAKED BLOOMIN ONION
If you’re having difficulty grasping chemistry, maybe try listening to one German aria on repeat while you do your homework.
Worked for me.
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