WOW okay this resonates
And how can you tell if it’s gone bad when you drink it?
|Me:||And add that to the list of reasons why I love Michelle Obama|
|Mariah:||Oh, did I tell you I met her once?|
|Me:||... Wait wat|
|Me:||... I'm gonna need a minute to let that sink in|
|Me:||... And also make a text post|
And I didn’t get it until my mom told me later.
Also, a guy with a nice face once tried to flirt with me while I made his burrito.
I didn’t get it until he paid and left.
Moral of the story: my lack of a romantic situation is entirely my own fault.
What is the singer’s physical and emotional state? - As previously mentioned, the singer is footloose and fancy free
but one time someone was mean to me on the internet
But I can say this because I know some heterosexuals I get a pass
SEQUEL TO FUN HOME BY ALISON BECHDEL
I DON’T DESERVE HER
GOD BLESS YOU godsavethequill.tumblr.com
Time for the person below me to drop their earth-shattering, floor-pounding, bass-heavy beats without headphones